Today, my mother and I were having one of our usual philosophical discussions, and the topic fell upon the word “Opossum”. We had been talking of the difficulty and idiocy of sounding out words for spelling. This has been a lifelong struggle for us both; one simply cannot hope to spell correctly using this technique if one does not speak correctly, and this reminded me of a story; one of Opossums.
A long time ago, in a land far, far, away, a friend and I were seated in a park talking. Dusk had fallen, and friend was yammering on and on about the threats and dangers posed by the wild creatures lurking in the wilderness of this particular man-made park situated in a busy, Pennsylvanian suburb. The most fearsome beast, claimed friend, the Opossom. I laughed and laughed, and laughed some more, recently having pilgrimaged from far, far, up and away, in the rocky mountains. A place where beasts are in fact beasts, and not critters. What stood out in my mind: friend pronounced the word “Possom”. I was like “duude, no dude, no, its OOOpossum”. Friend was all like “actually, its possum”. I was like “dude… I’m pretty sure “pawsum” is like the hick term for Opossum”. Friend was all like (mad phone skills) “look”. And sure enough, the term was pronounced Possum.
I told my mother this story, and we came to some conclusions: During the creation of the word Opossum, the O was in fact pronounced. The trouble fell in that the natural habitat of the Opossum, is in fact with hicks in the hills. The hicks, being ill-versed in the finer intricacies of the English language, dropped the o and (through grass chomped on with teeth, both crooked and missing) set forth the new pronunciation: pawsum. The detail of how to properly pronounce the word became lost knowledge, because of lack of use by other, more literate, members of the general public. When the word was once again discovered and used by the general public, it came straight from the hicks’ mouth, and the O was pronounced to be a silent letter. The word then phonetically became possum.
Doing some research into the truth of the matter, I found that Opossum and Possum are actually two different classifications of marsupial. As far as pronunciation goes, I’m still clueless. Some say Oopossum, some say Possum, some say uhPossum. From what I can determine, uhPossum seems to be the correct phonetics of the word in reference to Opossum’s. Yet if the O actually is silent, I think I may now spell it, ipossum. That’s it from me on the legend of the opossum. Power to the opossums, people!
Peace and love and opossums,
Abby